D-BAD aka DON’T BE A DOUCHE. Each week I get to call out someone/ someplace or something for being a total DOUCHEBAG. Its when I get to vent and take out my frustration on whatever makes me nuts each week, are you in? Feel free to share your D-BAD’S anytime!
Dear Grocery Store People:
This is all pretty simple. Every week we get together, always at your place. I bring piles of cash that I give to you in exchange for a lot of stuff. I ask for very little in return except for just a couple very small obvious things…
1. Please don’t sell me food that is rotten. Sure, it could be like a party game – did I get the lucky box of strawberries that’s all moldy in the centre? I mean sometimes this happens and you don’t even know. But when you have to forensically inspect every lick of produce before its in the cart, we kind of have a problem.
2. Hand sanitizer. Please put it EVERYWHERE. At the very least keep it around the raw meat – but everywhere would be preferred. I mean, there is nothing more repulsive than picking up a pack of chicken dripping with bloody chicken juice. I know I’m a germaphobe – but I am pretty sure I’m not alone in this.
That’s it. That’s all I ask. So listen Grocery Store People. Get your shit together and DON’T BE A DOUCHE.
The R&R Mom